something of a backlog of unintentionally tortured expressions

[cimorene]

1. The two of them were in complete opposite high school cliches


2. wretched open a cupboard


3. titled his head, just studying him


4. "I see danger and I just turn heal and run"


5. Jonathan chuckles, busting a kiss against her cheek


6. he used to be such a douché


7. brow quarks with confusion


8. READER DISGRESSION IS ADVISED


9. laid in bed for hours, swapped in the sheets


10. "wracking up his phone bill"

Comments

[torachan]

I wish I were the type of person to say touché because I would now like to say douché instead.

[cimorene]

I don't even say douche often, but it seems like it's gotta be the perfect punchline to SOMETHING.