sweat nymph award nominee:

[cimorene]

greenwich, a wolverine/gambit gem from fanfiction.net featuring such loveliness as victims not carrying "idea" and jean acting like a "bin bow." among others, naturally. nc-17, mid-length, made me roll about on the floor clutching my sides laughing at times and stare blankly and say 'buh?' at others.

turn it inside out so i can see
the part of you that's drifting over me
when i wake you're never there
and when i sleep you're everywhere
please tell me how i got this far
please tell me why you're here and who you are

Comments

Bwahahahaha!

[loreleif.livejournal.com]

I'm cracking up, and I haven't even made it past the author's notes yet!

I write to get those two into bed and into a relationship. I know the plot is weak, but nobody seems to write enough Wolverine and Gambit.

Um, yeah.

[kwirbx.livejournal.com]

i'm afraid so say what i think.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

I personally like the "Putain de merde" part.....I mean, isnt "bitch of shit" the best insult ever!!??

[cimness.livejournal.com]

it is pretty motherfucking awesome.

Sweet Mother Of God!

[mamahooch.livejournal.com]

the X-Men belong to Marvels: You know you're in trouble when the author can't even get through the DISCLAIMER without a fuck-up.

"OK Chuck, but do really believe any ones gonna take me and the Cajun serious.":
The part of "Wolverine" will be performed tonight by the late John Wayne...

"I got a roommate, He real good looking and he got a body to die for, and his looking for work.": All right, this person HAS to be working through a really crappy internet translation service or something.

Remy dropped down and took Logan's mouth in a savage kiss, wedging his knee betweens the shorter man's and nudging his dick and balls. Logan's almost fell to the ground.: *singing* Detachable penis...

"I should send the two of ya home. If this was a straight bar ya both be raped, X-Men or not." "I'll take that for a complement." Jean beamed: "... And then I'll telekinetically shove your head up your own ass, pit-stains!" How motherfucking charming of him. [/sarcasm]

Maybe I'm just stupid, but what, pray tell, is a "bin bow" supposed to be?

He brushed the long hair aside and devoured his beautiful face.: Ow!

Smosh pit! Cloke and dagger! "Rouge" and "Strom"! Crapfic overload! Cannot process! I'm going to go to bed and have English-major nightmares now...

Re: Sweet Mother Of God!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

holls figured it out: bimbo. it's supposed to be bimbo. the "idea" took me a while, though. like, five minutes a while.

Re: Sweet Mother Of God!

[mamahooch.livejournal.com]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

It's a joke. It has to be a joke. No one could honestly write - and post - something this truly awful.

*repeats as mantra* It's a joke... it's just a joke... it's just a joke...