sweat nymph award nominee:
26 Aug 2002 10:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cimorenegreenwich, a wolverine/gambit gem from fanfiction.net featuring such loveliness as victims not carrying "idea" and jean acting like a "bin bow." among others, naturally. nc-17, mid-length, made me roll about on the floor clutching my sides laughing at times and stare blankly and say 'buh?' at others.
turn it inside out so i can see
the part of you that's drifting over me
when i wake you're never there
and when i sleep you're everywhere
please tell me how i got this far
please tell me why you're here and who you are
turn it inside out so i can see
the part of you that's drifting over me
when i wake you're never there
and when i sleep you're everywhere
please tell me how i got this far
please tell me why you're here and who you are
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Sweet Mother Of God!
Date: 26 Aug 2002 10:48 pm (UTC)"OK Chuck, but do really believe any ones gonna take me and the Cajun serious.":
The part of "Wolverine" will be performed tonight by the late John Wayne...
"I got a roommate, He real good looking and he got a body to die for, and his looking for work.": All right, this person HAS to be working through a really crappy internet translation service or something.
Remy dropped down and took Logan's mouth in a savage kiss, wedging his knee betweens the shorter man's and nudging his dick and balls. Logan's almost fell to the ground.: *singing* Detachable penis...
"I should send the two of ya home. If this was a straight bar ya both be raped, X-Men or not." "I'll take that for a complement." Jean beamed: "... And then I'll telekinetically shove your head up your own ass, pit-stains!" How motherfucking charming of him. [/sarcasm]
Maybe I'm just stupid, but what, pray tell, is a "bin bow" supposed to be?
He brushed the long hair aside and devoured his beautiful face.: Ow!
Smosh pit! Cloke and dagger! "Rouge" and "Strom"! Crapfic overload! Cannot process! I'm going to go to bed and have English-major nightmares now...
Re: Sweet Mother Of God!
Date: 26 Aug 2002 10:58 pm (UTC)Re: Sweet Mother Of God!
Date: 26 Aug 2002 11:23 pm (UTC)It's a joke. It has to be a joke. No one could honestly write - and post - something this truly awful.
*repeats as mantra* It's a joke... it's just a joke... it's just a joke...