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cimorenenathan: your majesty, the mouse died!
me: you killed it!
nathan: we didn't kill it! it just died! it died peacefully in its-- see, this is the problem with americans today. they're so concerned with prolonging life and not with enjoying it--
me: well, i'm sure she enjoyed her last several days in a plastic box.
nathan: ::pauses:: no, we gave her things to play with!
me: uhuh. so why did she die?
nathan: malnutrition, we think.
me:maybe you shouldn't have captured her and put her in a plastic box, you motherassfucking bozo i wonder what a mouse diet has to include. crackers weren't enough.
nathan: we gave her milk.
me: ^.^
nathan: [after an awkward silence] i just thought you'd like to know.
me:rot in hell, bastards it's so sad.
me: you killed it!
nathan: we didn't kill it! it just died! it died peacefully in its-- see, this is the problem with americans today. they're so concerned with prolonging life and not with enjoying it--
me: well, i'm sure she enjoyed her last several days in a plastic box.
nathan: ::pauses:: no, we gave her things to play with!
me: uhuh. so why did she die?
nathan: malnutrition, we think.
me:
nathan: we gave her milk.
me: ^.^
nathan: [after an awkward silence] i just thought you'd like to know.
me:
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lock them in a closet and feed them only peanut butter
Date: 13 Sep 2002 05:18 pm (UTC)ARG!
the biologist in me is going quietly mad. don't those morons know that life requires protein, fat, AND carbos? and that salty crackers require a whole lot of liquid consumption to balace that out? and that most adult mammals CANNOT PROCESS MILK?! (we, as caucasians, are actually mutants - everyone else in the world has trouble with lactose past about age 10.)
ARG!