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cimoreneokay, i'll give you that if you see a large table door lying about, apparently with no no using it at that moment, that it's just ASKING to be stolen and you of course must procure two sawhorses on which to put it. i'll give you drinking games. i'll even give you the living room cause it's closer to the kitchen and the bathroom.
i'm sure any boy could figure all that out by himself.
the confusion might arise when you're playing the actual game. clearly no drinking game is fun without multiple cups per person. just as obviously you can't be washing dishes all the time (or indeed, even as often as once a week) so that's out; you need to buy plastic cups. if your game gets unexpectedly interrupted by, say, everyone deciding to go to bed, make sure to leave the cups EXACTLY AS THEY WERE on the table, especially if you're drunk, because then you might not remember otherwise. don't empty the beer. the smell will come out of the couch. and finally--if you absolutely MUST throw away the used cups of beer--don't disassemble the table even if you do have to edge around it every time you want to go in the kitchen. sometimes we must pay these little prices and it's always better to be ready to drop everything for a drinking game at a moment's notice. furthermore, you wouldn't want to lose your cups in the pantry or one of the empty kitchen cupboards; these should be kept, still in the original plastic wrapping, on the motherfucking couch.
any questions?
i'm game.
i'm sure any boy could figure all that out by himself.
the confusion might arise when you're playing the actual game. clearly no drinking game is fun without multiple cups per person. just as obviously you can't be washing dishes all the time (or indeed, even as often as once a week) so that's out; you need to buy plastic cups. if your game gets unexpectedly interrupted by, say, everyone deciding to go to bed, make sure to leave the cups EXACTLY AS THEY WERE on the table, especially if you're drunk, because then you might not remember otherwise. don't empty the beer. the smell will come out of the couch. and finally--if you absolutely MUST throw away the used cups of beer--don't disassemble the table even if you do have to edge around it every time you want to go in the kitchen. sometimes we must pay these little prices and it's always better to be ready to drop everything for a drinking game at a moment's notice. furthermore, you wouldn't want to lose your cups in the pantry or one of the empty kitchen cupboards; these should be kept, still in the original plastic wrapping, on the motherfucking couch.
any questions?
i'm game.
