more letters to entities who don't give a shit.

[cimorene]

dear thursday,

i don't understand what i ever did to you to make you hate me so, but since you show me no mercy, i'm forced to the point of either:

a) conceding defeat, curling up in bed, crying hysterically, skipping things, etc

or

b) hating you back.

thursday, it's sad that it's come to this. the least i feel you could have done for me would have been some kind of warning. not a lot of detail, just the fact that every thursday from several months ago until the end of time, i'm required to feel like shit, and important people are required to be mysteriously absent.

the least you could do is not break the toilet. if the janitor doesn't come today, it's on your head.

sincerely,
cimj

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