spam and jealousy

[cimorene]

or: why you should keep the ex around

cimorene111:
"Neurotics proceed with delusions of grandeur. Napoleon Bonaparte take the lead. Jesus Christ bring up the rear." --Samuel R. Delany, _Babel-17_

cimorene111: he's so fucking brilliant.
cimorene111: i'm fucking in love with him.
cimorene111: er. but not really.
Kwirb X: hehe
cimorene111: since he's an old gay guy.
cimorene111: but, yeah.
cimorene111: i worship him.
Kwirb X: yeah, you told me
Kwirb X: I'm dating him now

[edit: not that girls can't want gay guys. they can. but, you know, that would be setting myself up for heartbreak! oh the desolation! my lovely dancing santa delany! --so. our love will remain one-sided and platonic.]

Comments

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

we keep telling our guys this - they should not be attracted to lesbians because lesbians are simply women even LESS likely to sleep with them than the usual sort. Chris, however, responds with the impecable logic that when you're starting from zero, anything is an improvement :)