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[cimorene]

just woke up v. confused from dream in which i was in a class where the professor and some henchmen were trying to kill me and all my friends. was standing in a church--a cathedral really--turned around and in the open door, two friends, a boy and girl, were dangling upside down like bats, so i said, "you know, i am not convinced that all my teachers are perfectly agreeable." (wtf?) then my friend meghan started explaining how she thought the teacher's henchman had tried to run over her brother (she doesn't have a brother) and trained a dog to sneak into her house while she was gone, because "you know how a dog will go after something if that something smells like it...? well, i dunno, but i think that like my window doesn't lock all the way...? and every day when i come home from school it's like my room is not quite the same as when i left it...?"

me: the dog is not sneaking into your room during the day through the window! dogs cannot open windows!
meghan: *annoyed* maybe this is a v. smart dog.