cimorene

so i think i will format some more persephone to put up, instead. yeah. sounds good.

remember, they're so slashy: mermista-sweetbee

the problem with she-ra slash is that the vibe of the show doesn't go angsty very well, and angst is what i do. it really probably needs to be at least mildly humorous, because it's so campy, even though that is unintentional amusingness. i can do humor i guess. but i wanted to slash she-ra and frosta--and frosta's the ruler of some kingdom, n'est c'pas? she doesn't live with the rebellion. also, she doesn't know who she-ra really is, and it's gotta be distressing for her to have her lover only appearing when everything starts to fall apart.

("she-ra! where's adora?"

"don't worry about adora, she's safe."

"but that's what you said last week!"

"...")

so maybe when she gets horny, adora (her mild-mannered alter-ego) has to change into she-ra. and that begs the question of whether spirit (her horse) has to be there, if she's not going to engage in hero activities, to turn into swiftwind (the winged unicorn)? and does she get to say "for the honor of grayskull" when she holds aloft her sword if she's really changing not for honor but for sex?

(frosta: she-ra! this is a surprise! what's wrong?
she-ra: *purring* i missed you.
frosta: oh, you mean hordak's not up to anything?
she-ra: no.
frosta: *looking around* where's adora?
she-ra: don't worry about adora, she's safe.
frosta: *thinking* i won't if you come over here.)

more visual aids:

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