special news bulletin.

[cimorene]

fans of the prolific and widely-adored writer wax_jism were astounded last friday when some moron walked up to her with a camera and she devastated him with a single withering glance. witnesses said wax was very urbane about it. sources close to the author say they doubt such reports. "wax is an adorable, snuggly lovemuppet," protested an unnamed fellow-genre queen.

Comments

[lido-kitty.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! See, this is why if you insulted me, my mom, Chris and Justin, I would still keep you on my friends list. This thing is going in my memories.

And the sad part? I had to read the whole first sentence before I realized it wasn't true.
<-- is ashamed.