cimorene

this fic has just given me an idea for an rps fic where orlando and johnny aren't sleeping together, or meeting in the dark, or licking each other's tattoos, or lying in bed angsting all day, but are playfully flirtatious and sexual, only in that way that causes so much angst when you're a teenie cause you're like, 'but, omg, does (s)he REALLY MEAN IT OR NOT?'

y'know,

J: i want to shag you!
J's brain: oh god, i really want to shag you. heh. irony!
O: ::licks lips:: come'n'get me, pansy.
O's brain: oh god, i really want him to shag me! i think he means it!
J: pansy?!

[they wrestle]

O's brain: nah, he can't really mean it. that's too bizarre.
J's brain: one would think he really had the hots for me. well, natch. but no shagging will occur. he doesn't REALLY want to shag.
O's brain: he really seems... hot. oh god. let's shag. nah, he's just teasing.
J's brain: be nice if he REALLY wanted to shag though.
O's brain: but wouldn't it be fabulous if he REALLY wanted to shag?