daaaave capistani, i hardly know him.

[cimorene]

i met with the insurance woman, her lawyer, our lawyer, the architect, and the architect's assistant today with mom and dad. i put on scary eye makeup and dressy clothes and tried to help mom and be assertive, but i'm not sure that part really worked out. anyway, as i suspected, tammy sasser, the insurance adjustor/total bitch, is a white trash smoker with cakes of poorly-applied makeup, bad clothes, a bad dye job, and too many cheap styling products. i've never seen such stupid eye makeup before in my life. and she smells. i wish the cat had pissed on her shoe. the architect is also an asshole, although his assistant was cute. you could write a ficlet about lucius malfoy's personal secretary with them as a model.

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[hollsh.livejournal.com]

You DONT know Dave Capistani??

That chick needs to be thrown in the Parking Lot of the Damned.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

she can go on sally_m's shitlist.