lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

[cimorene]

the amusing result of the loose fit i prefer in my pajama pants is that i have several skirts which don't come as far down my thighs as the crotch of this pair. i mean, at least two, maybe three or four.

::snorflet::

::goes back to singing weird al:: and when i hit those big speed bumps, my darlin little rhinestone pumps keep slippin off the mother-lovin clutch.