feeling better about the finnish cunts via mayhem, etc

[cimorene]

when you can't correct nasty behavior (as demonstrated by its long pattern of repetition) the only possible recourse is revenge. therefore we're just going to have to kill the people running abo akademi, the finnish university. the plan goes like this: nemoricultrix goes from DC to canada to pick up hollsk, then swings by minnesota for mamahooch. i meet randwise_gamgee in oklahoma and we take the blue school bus to meet the other three. we pick up weapons on the way, except that holls already has a flamethrower. anyone else in? should we modify the plan?

Comments

[pickledixy.livejournal.com]

Don't let me forget my excellent Spork weapons. You know cross bows, long bows, and that pimptastic Spork sword...

[cimness.livejournal.com]

spork sword sounds scary. it sounds like a formidable weapon.

[strangelette.livejournal.com]

I realized I'm going to have to pick up my little sister too. So We'll get to OK from MN via WI. She's spent last summer there with a pretty big family (of Swedish speaking Finns no less), and they seemed like the type who'd help at least with weapons procurement if not the actual killing :) Plus she's fun and you can never have too much of that.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh, okay, the more the merrier. we're taking a bus after all.

swedish speaking finns in wisconsin? the population is so tiny the odds are good wax knows them or is related to them... .

[strangelette.livejournal.com]

Hehe, no she spent the summer in Finland. We live in WI (which actually has quite a few Norwegians...)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh right. ahahha.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

I'll fly in to TX from Australia. I shall contribute some nice, sturdy rope - easy to get through customs, you see. Plus you never know what you'll need it for. Just ask Samwise, or Sean Patrick Flannery.

But there is one condition: we must make a stop-over in Cambridge, England for the maiming of the ex. (Death is too good for him. Hmph.)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

is he in cambridge? maybe we could swing by, er, wherever kmazzy is first. i think she'd be useful for maiming the ex. i'm not sure what part of england, but england's not THAT large, after all.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Should I bring Sean to break her nose?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

hey, rock ON. that's a great plan.

[southpaw526.livejournal.com]

What about meeeeeeee??????

[cimness.livejournal.com]

well, you're near dc, could you meet anne in canada maybe? or you could go to canada (you're north of dc) and get holls, then meet anne and katie in minnesota. howzat?