distraction

[cimorene]

LOOK!, what's that over there? GAY SEX?

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1 - Bush/Cheney 04 bumperstickers
2 - homophobia
3 - eating big slabs of bloody meat

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
1 - WAXJISM<3PRINCESSCIMORENE bracelet
2 - stripey pink panties
3 - red flannel shirt which was my daddy's

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1 - a box of dog biscuits
2 - a box of ferrero rochers
3 - my employee handbook from work

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1 - tell a customer with an annoying political bumpersticker off
2 - go to greece
3 - wear a really expensive dress

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1 - jewish
2 - polish
3 - scottish

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 - er... hip bones. you could kill someone with those things.
2 - legs. they're long.
3 - eyelashes, provided they're not IN my eyes.

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1 - it's weak
2 - it's comparatively fragile
3 - it goes 'augh' at food when i'm upset

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
1 - um... my middle name
2 - how many gay porn stories i have written
3 - how i used to think my house was haunted

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1 - nice
2 - great
3 - sweetie

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
1 - finland
2 - canada
3 - oklahoma

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
1 - cim
2 - princess
3 - cimmie (but called this only by dorkorific from time immemorial)stolen from kmazzy

Comments

[kitten-head.livejournal.com]

I used to think your house was haunted too.

I know your middle name :P

[cimness.livejournal.com]

but you ain't MOST PEOPLE, darlin.'

you are my bestest <3.

[kitten-head.livejournal.com]

In the butt.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

but with what?

[kitten-head.livejournal.com]

lol. I don't know. A mystery, perhaps?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

in the butt with a mystery... THAT'S a new one... although there was this qui-gon/obi-wan story with a remote controlled shape-shifty, like, butt pluggy type thing. that one was set in a dominant/submissive club. a hidden identity piece reminiscent of you've got mail. ...actually it was really sweet, although the butt plug scene was kinda gross.