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this fed ex envelope says 'do not ship liquids, blood or...'

BLOOD IS A LIQUID, DUMBASSES.

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Date: 25 May 2004 07:01 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jain
Maybe they're also discouraging the shipment of freeze-dried blood? Or, more likely, they're writing to the lowest common denominator on this potentially hazardous issue--just as things that can catch on fire are labelled "flammable" rather than "inflammable."

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Date: 25 May 2004 09:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dana-kujan.livejournal.com
While it's true that blood is most often a liquid, it can also be a solid or freeze-dried into nice crispy flakes. It's a beverage, it's a snack!

Perhaps the warning label was written for the undead as well as the living. Though the undead don't usually follow rules so much.

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