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[cimorene]

dude! :wince: am i remembering WAY wrong or is industrial strength lubricant emphatically NOT supposed to be used for buttfucking?

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[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

Neg, dude, NEG.

Emphatically NOT.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

or in swedish, NEJ.

wax squeaks 'nej, nej! NEJ!' with giggles quite adorably sometimes when having her neck blown on (cause of goosebumps yo.)

p.s. JO is yes in both swedish and finnish.

will it really hurt you or just fuck up the condom? wax said it was just for the sake of the condom.

[norah.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe they were sorry later. VERY sorry. :)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

how sorry? what will it do?

[strangelette.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* If I'm not mistaken she's very into cars - I'm guessing that was a suspension of reality car!kink moment.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yeah, wax says that's part of why her fic is the fandom's best.

ok, well, it was hot anyway.

[wax-jism.livejournal.com]

I think the main reason you're not to use it for buttfucking is because it's petroleum-based and will fuck up the condom. So maybe they'll smell a bit funny in the morning but I don't think it'll kill them. Unless they give each other something nasty.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

you're supposed to use water-based lubricant for the sake of your skin too. i guess it won't kill them, but it might be uncomfortable or smell bad...? what happens if new wounds on the inside of the ass can't breathe or if the semen can't, like... get out of them?

[wax-jism.livejournal.com]

Wounds on the inside of the ass don't breathe anyway, do they? And semen isn't dangerous, it's organic. And the natural movement of the bowels will clean the oil right out of there. I think their fictional behinds will be okay unless they keep doing it on a regular basis. For one quick garage hump, it should be fine.

Nene and Angél sez: Just one quick hump, yeah, yeah!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

who the fuck is that?

[wax-jism.livejournal.com]

In the icon.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

but i don't know who it is, and besides, would you RATHER have more legroom than be next to me?

[eyebrowofdoom.livejournal.com]

I remember Minotaur over at Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers saying he'd once used motor oil.

I think they'll live.

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

Chris is pretty sure it would cause some very uncomfortable burning.