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[cimorene]

so i made this icon. 

anyone who wants to share it feel free, no credit required.  idea from this funniness in metaquotes (said by fmith and reported by amandathegreat).

James I has a total obsession with witchcraft and witchhunting and the like. He thinks witches are out to get him. He totally wants to burn them all, and it's like the Salem witch trials, but not really. Also, he's obsessed with demons. He's, like, some kind of expert, and he wrote a three volume book on demons. Oookay. Apparently, James will be at Parliament (and this was not a very good relationship James had with Parliament, y'all) and the dudes will be all "Yo James, we gotta pass this bill to clean up the streets in the 'hood, man" and then James will go "Hey, yeah, that sounds cool, but you know what sounds cooler? DEMONS. Read my book, bitches."

ah.  ahahahah.

Comments

[anglepoiselamp.livejournal.com]

Bwuhahahaha. That is so very, very amusing. *snortgiggles echo in the night*

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Dude. I have to have it!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

heh heh.

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

Replies to random Cim entries:

1) There is no such thing as TMI. So feel free to put me on said list.
2) I still love these icons.
3) I'm trying to think of what I might want on this icon. I think I want it to be me. HEE! Replace this one. With some fun comicy!caption. : D

[cimness.livejournal.com]

:) OK. :blows a kiss:

[cimness.livejournal.com]

gr

[fmith.livejournal.com]

(pssst: it's fmith, not fsmith)

Hey, you're awesome. :)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh... sorry! hi. jealous of your history teacher. ;)

[fmith.livejournal.com]

Hi. Jealous of your iconing skills.

My history teacher? Is the man. I totally brought the hoyay into class today, and he was all into it. My history teacher appreciates the hoyay. Words cannot describe how happy this makes me. :)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

am i less of a butch if i don't know what hoyay is?

that comic effect was taught in a tutorial. http://www.livejournal.com/users/not_a_painter/5352.html#cutid1

[fmith.livejournal.com]

hoyay = homoeroticism, yay!

oooh. pretty. *memories the tutorial for later*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

but thomas á becket and henry ii were SO doing it.

[fmith.livejournal.com]

hahaha, we should be lj friends.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

okay!

[fmith.livejournal.com]

added back. :)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

henry totally ordered him killed out of jealous pique. i mean if you were the king of england and some kind of paranoid schizophrenic and much given to riding out and burning down villages with your lover-best-buddy-lancelot at your side and raping women likewise and whatnot, and then the archibishop of canterbury was dying and you appointed your buddy with a nudge and a wink, but then as a result he FOUND JESUS and suddenly wouldn't sleep with you and started supporting that bastard the pope over you and stealing back the taxes you tried to take from the church and made a habit of publically embarrassing you. i mean, you'd be a little steamed too, wouldn't you?

he probably was really sad about it later as far as it intruded on his awareness. since he was known frequently to roll on the floor foaming at the mouth, i can't say for certain how aware he was. clearly a total nutter.

but thomas was just a totally whacked up tortured angst-muppet who, i think, first lashed out at henry out of, well, hurt dumped feelings upon henry's arranged marriage or some such occasion. it's been about six years since i studied this. (the lovers part is my own conclusion--didn't read it in any bios or history books.)

[fmith.livejournal.com]

HEE. you rock.