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[cimorene]

cut just in case, because you never know what will upset wax's mojo.

with a crack ho boyfriend whom he doesn't really like, but sleeps with out of the nameless existential angst of I Want To Wuv Will Foreva And He Would Totally Say Yes If I Didn't Have A BF So I'd Better Get One Before I Ask Him and Just Angst A Lot Instead.

i have the link, but i don't post it to avoid anyone's clicking against their will under the influence of trainwreck syndrome. if you're dead curious, you're always free to ask.

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[daegaer.livejournal.com]

I . . . I . . .

I think I need a little lie down.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

when he asks will to sleep with him and will says no, and then he temptingly says it's just fucking and will says no again and points out that he's "WITH SOMEONE", bran says, "but i have poppers!"

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

*screams in fear*

wow. Who could turn down an offer like that?

"I love you!"

"I won't enable your cheating ways, hoor!"

"But I have poppers!"

". . . cool. Let's make with the Wild Magic."

[cimness.livejournal.com]

in a bizarre twist of fate, it's more like,

"let's fuck. come on."

"i have loved you as a soulmate since the age of thirteen but i won't enable your cheating ways, hoor. i won't take all that shit either."

"i know! that's totally why i push you away by doing it. see, that's why my idea is brilliant, it can just be meaningless sex."

"...N-O."

"but i have poppers."

"omg, are you deaf?"

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

omg, my eyes are bleeding and i haven't even seen it.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

now i'm having the urge to do the whole story that way...