!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIGHLANDER BADFIC

[cimorene]

DUNCAN JUST REFUSED TO HAVE SEX IF METHOS DIDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THEN GAVE HIM A WEDDING RING

ALSO WHEN DISTRESSED HE SAYS "YEW" INSTEAD OF YEW  AND ALSO YEWR AND  OTHER ABOMINATIONS

I THINK I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD TO USE PUNCTUATION

THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER

SAVE THE LAST DANCE FOR ME BY SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LIKES WEDDING RINGS APPARENTLY

"Uh, I hate to be indelicate, but are you sure you can afford him?" HAHAH! :CRIES:

...OMG SO PERFECT! AHAH. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. THIS IS FUNNIER THAN ASTRID LINDGREN

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ahahahahah. oh yeah, nobody but duncan could possibly be that dumb. i'm just questioning whether EVEN duncan could. i mean, i think duncan would believe that the Magic Power of his cock touching methos's ass/soul or something would convince methos that he loved him. you know, a "let me SHOW you" kind of thing.

and then when methos didn't believe him he'd be all shocked. "but but but. didn't you see how TENDER and CARING i was? how i treasured the very sight of you? you don't think i could kiss you like THAT and not mean it just an eensy-weensy bit?"