little sister's fanfiction

[cimorene]

some of you were amused when my sister, cuddlepint, first wrote me that she was going to post fanfic at ff.net. well, she has done now. she's partway through a james/lily harry potter fic (and wrote me quite excited that she already has omg several fans who review every chapter!!). from her author bio:

I am an American girl, but I like to pretend I am Canadian. I love to criticize people's spelling, grammar, and fashion mistakes.

okay, this bio is funnier if you know, for instance, that her two favourite bands are, in order, a finnish group and a swedish group, and the only songs she has from either of them were on the mix cds i sent her last summer. wax_jism and i shared with her our sum total of kaksio songs, which is to say: three.

Comments

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

How do you pretend to be Canadian? Other than saying hockey is your favourite sport, poutine is your favourite food, and Trailer Park Boys is your favourite show?

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

You say "eh" a lot, make lots of comments about "you heathens and your crazy Texan president", and try to trade moose for goods at the local Walmart ;)

[hollsh.livejournal.com]

don't forget the timbits.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yeah, talking about tim's would be good. and no one would know wtf she meant in alabama.

i wonder if she says eh a lot?

she could also try "thank you kindly". but in AL people would still mostly not get it. they don't have a lot of contact with canada down there. ;)

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Aw, Cim, she worships the ground you walk on. It's so *cute*. I predict she'll grow out of it by the time she graduates from high school, so enjoy it while it lasts. :: pets cuddlepint ::

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh, i know. i wish she chose something to write about that didn't kind of squick me and that she'd picked a username she was less likely to get tired of soon, but she insists she really likes alianora and won't want to change it in a few years, so there's nothing i can do about it. but overall it's very cute. she's sending me a care package in exchange for webspace. i'm going to register alianora.net and give her 100 megs of storage.