the joys of stupid lyrics

cimorene111: brian: what does this mean?
cimorene111: nick: what?
cimorene111: brian: "the feeling i need to walk with"?
cimorene111: kevin: *sarcastically* i don't know, that he's going to walk with a feeling?
cimorene111: nick: who gives a shit?
cimorene111: brian: but what's it talking about? how do you walk with a feeling?
cimorene111: nick: can we just sing?
cimorene111: kevin: aj isn't here.
cimorene111: nick: what the fuck, man, i'm going to get high. call me when you're ready to sing.
cimorene111: brian: but...
cimorene111: kevin: well, we know what feeling he needs to walk with.
cimorene111: howie: hi. everyone forgets me. because i am unimportant. ignore me.

she-ra femmeslash is up.

home

set partly during the episode "sweet bee's home." sweet bee doesn't know if she will be stranded or not, and frosta doesn't know what to do about the isolation that every ruler experiences. sweet bee/mermista (my icon up there); she/ra frosta; nc-17 for graphic f/f.

does anyone know of a place i should send this other than ff.net?

<--is stymied
<--knows nothing about femmeslash

quote(s) of day

"I told you, this cough medicine is good stuff." -a prof. from my college, on being told he'd just written the same thing twice, quoted on the unofficial website

"Meanwhile, way the hell far away in some place like Finland, Vikings were forming. these were extremely rugged individuals whose idea of a fun time was to sail over and set fire to England, which in those days was fairly easy to ignite because it had a very high level of thatch, this being the kind of roof favored by the local tribespeople. ...This went on for thousands of years, during which time the English tribespeople became very oppressed, not to mention damp.

"...Arthur was able to unite them and drive off the Vikings via the bold and resourceful maneuver of serving them relentlessly bland food, a tradition that remains in England to this day despite numerous armed attempts by the French to invade with sauces.

"Thus it was that the Vikings set off across the Atlantic in approximately the year 867--on October 8--to (a) try to locate North America and (b) see if it was flammable."

--Dave Barry, Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States, on the discovery of America

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the truest heart, by amber, is another one of those that almost makes me cry. but more importantly, it makes it really really hard to breathe. silvia found it for me. thanks! *pets silvia* i love this story. the sheer indulgent luxury of this... i wallow in, and bow to, amber's brilliance. nick is utterly sick, and how can you so successfully write this--from his pov, no less? and brian... nick+brian is soooooooooooo tragic and *gasp* *sob*.

oh yeah. backstreet boys slash. gorgeous. like this: "They have their designated roles. Howie is the cute non-threatening one, AJ is the bad boy, Kevin is the intent one, Nick is the heartthrob, and Brian is the rock, the guy that really means the love songs that he sings to you.

"Brian goes to church every Sunday no matter where they are and has something he calls moral principles. His wife has a candy-sweet smile that actually reaches her eyes and she shines when Brian smiles at her. Brian smiles at her a lot."

*sigh*

which nsync guy is right for you?

my best nsync matches, via this quizzy thing:

1 justin
2 chris
3 joey
4 lance
5 jc

jc is probably right, but i suspect lance has been mis-characterized as sweet. perhaps the author unwisely believes him when he says things.

justin above chris? wtf, man! i always write justin's pov and fall in love with chris. this says something, surely?

take the quiz and growl with me.
or ?

*dies*

can i take my little sister and smother her in little kisses???? how can anyone be this cute? *waves* hi, lilly-chan!

in other news--roommate #1 is depressed. roommate #2 is unusually reticent and slammed the door today. both seem to be mad at each other. suspect they're each speaking only to me, and since they both are gone most of the time, they hardly see each other. cannot decide whether this is better or worse than the alternative (ie, they also both bitch about me to each other).

sex in the city, yay

Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's
Crafty

yay, i knew it. it's all good except for the dyed hair. but the episode where the boss thinks she's lesbian... *dies laughing*

so what the fuck?

i am in a slashy mood. and i can't think of any slash to read. there is no more good nsync (sob), and, and, i exhausted highlander, star trek, and, apparently, star wars, and i've never even seen the sentinel and can i cry now? i haven't written anything for the fandoms that give a lot of feedback<--ie lotr. had forgotten how much nsyncdom tends to suck in comparison where feedback is concerned. have answered emails. have placated roommates, but am not entirely certain they're not still pissed at each other. have made tea, but not drunk it. have read new dom/billy only to tear out my hair when discovered ice lied and it is not truly finished, because what she calls a finished story is actually half of a story, the second half of it being given the misnomer of "sequel." halvetas ylva, baby. halvetas ylva.

in other news, have a headache, and my cute elfin wood sprite of a sister-baby-head was supposed to im with me today but she didn't. can i cry now? everyone is gone. and i got a b on my greek quiz, stupid fucking accents.

quiero exceder me, perseguir te, pretenderte, quiero amarte noche y dia, quiero gastarme la vida. why is it that shakira's old lyrics were better than her new ones? what happened to the cool metaphors??? and what is up with ff.net and why can't i get in?

<--not done whining, but running out of steam

<--[EDIT: but, wait! there's more! i have a hangnail, and did i mention that i skipped lunch, and that dinner upset my stomach, and that i haven't had icecream in two days? well, i haven't. also: got less than six hours of sleep. stayed up til 2 finishing the she-ra femmeslash, for which there is little possiblity of My Anti-Drug, otherwise known as feedback. you know, for some reason 80s cartoon femmeslash is not as popular as it should be. on the plus side, holls gave me a hug. *hugs back! mwah.* and kmazzy made me blush and scuffle my toe with her sweetness. thanks, guys.]

edit two: hey, psy, i love you too, and thanks, but lay off of my love slave!

more stupid quizzes. i don't know why. it's a dark compulsion, precious.

I'm Frodo/Sam! What LoTR Ship Are You?

hehehehe! oh yeah, baby. only what about legolas/gimli? the questions are humorous enough, but i'd like to have some kind of actual analysis going on. *kicks self* ok, ok, i'll stop being so bitchy. grumble grumble. hey, it's not yet 11. rmt #1 and i have a bargain to

1. go to bed by 11, and
2. watch a movie on thursday--possibly chorus line, which i've never seen, or singin in the rain, which she's never seen.