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omg my parents are SO DUMB.

and they don't shut up.

they can spend ten minutes discussing what exactly it was that they said (in the same conversation).

amazingly,

my mom doesn't need any help to look foolish.

hp rps rec

my beloved wife elijah dom wife veuki has written tom felton/daniel radcliffe. i wish more people would write this. i wish veuki would write more of it. insensible. pg. angst. underage.

gratuitous lyrics (cause i was confused and looked them up)

not that i am greatly less confused now--( paul oakenfold - hold your hand. vocals emiliana torrini. )

shipping durability testing

unexpectedly waking with a wicked craving for salt, i foodgasmed on handful upon handful of plain lay's potato chips. oh, they were good. my mouth is still all tingly with aftershocks of pleasure. but now i don't feel so good. damn this weak body!

marooned without trillian

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH TRILLIAN OMG WTF VIGGO!!1