21 Oct 2003
kill your tv
21 Oct 2003 03:59 pmAS;LDKFJASD;LFJKASD; .
the attendants all watch tv all day.
they insist upon it.
if i wanted to watch tv i would turn it on.
i HATE its stupid brainless blahblah noisiness! i want QUIET! and maybe like two hours a day isn't bad but all day every day is a bit much!
GRRRR. ;asldkjfa;sdlkfjas;lkdjfasdfas. [insert snarling keira-as-guinevere]
the attendants all watch tv all day.
they insist upon it.
if i wanted to watch tv i would turn it on.
i HATE its stupid brainless blahblah noisiness! i want QUIET! and maybe like two hours a day isn't bad but all day every day is a bit much!
GRRRR. ;asldkjfa;sdlkfjas;lkdjfasdfas. [insert snarling keira-as-guinevere]
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1) posted with an icon of avril lavigne.
2) warns for 'death, suicide.'
3) uses abbreviations such as 'LOL' or faces such as '^.^' in its summary.
4) says it is not a mary-sue.
5) posted with a header spelled incorrectly.
6) posted with personal thanks for past reviews or demands for more reviews.
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star wars rec
21 Oct 2003 06:39 pmhahah. really cute. also, the incomplete sentences which are so characteristic of helen appear. some people, meaning well, mind-wipe qui-gon and make him think he's obi-wan's pleasure slave, and obi-wan can't do anything to disabuse him of the notion, or he might collapse.