really hot picture alert

attention, everyone who thinks britney is a hotass, everyone who is lesbian, and everyone who is impressed by sexeh outfits. RAR. just got these scans of entertainment weekly from sparkly_girls.

( two in a black trench coat. )

miffsome!

so because of my grandparents i'm sleeping on the living room floor. now obviously neither daddy nor the grandparents can sleep on the floor or on a twin-size inflatable air mattress, so really the only other choice was lillian's room. and who can blame anyone for preferring a queen-size sleigh bed in a relatively clean room to lillian's futon, located in a trash heap where you have to wade the two inches from the door to the bed? so yes. my mother put me in the living room. but i just want to register a complaint. because i don't like sleeping on an air mattress on the floor. i need my personal space, ie my bedroom. with a door.

i wrote some more today! just not very much more. karl and viggo have, um, come to... rolling in the mud. but they're angry, not actually making out yet.

at a rapid pace

p.s. mom approved my let's-buy-underwear-from-victoria's-sekrit plan.

huzzah! huzzah! huzzah!

stupid ring, stupid quest, stupid arrows

i had the coolest adventurey dream last night. it was great. and cute. someday i'm going to write a whole ton of YA novels based on dreams. or nebula-nominated short stories or something. someday far away when i'm a better writer.

meanwhile, karl has pinned viggo in the mud and they're staring at each other because i'm just not sure how must wrestling should happen before they start making out. or, like, HOW they should wrestle. it's times like these that i NEED k'sal. ::waits with ill-concealed impatience::

my genetic makeup doesn't have any patience in it at all.

you know what i want? a car. wow, man, that'd be great. lalala!

deathfic meme from brancher

1) What is your favorite death scene (movies and/or tv)? Why?

spock's death in star trek ii--with his hand and kirk's pressed together on opposite sides of the plane of plexi, and his groan--'i am, and always have been, your friend.' it's so moving, so romantic.

2) Name the top three filmed death scenes of all time, in order. (The list doesn't necessarily have to include your favorite.)
+spock's in stii
+boromir's in the fellowship of the ring
+i don't know cause i really don't like death scenes. how bout that mostly-dead in the princess bride? or mufasa's in the lion king.

3) How many times has your favorite character died? Dream sequences can count. Who is it, and how did they die each time?

haha. this is going to bore you, but spock is my favorite character. he has only really died once; but he had a fake death at the beginning of stii in the training sequence. of course when he thought jim was dead in 'amok time' he was arguably going to commit suicide soon after.

4) How do you, as a viewer, feel if a show kills, then resurrects a character? I mean, if someone can't stay in the ground, do you feel it 'cheapens' the emotional impact of their death? Or do you now not get upset if a character dies?

yes. it cheapens the emotional impact. once is all right--after that you know it's possible and the death is just boring. like buffy. YAWN.

5) Death stories - love 'em or hate 'em? Can you give a two sentence reason?

hate them! one word: MELODRAMA. another word? okay: SENTIMENTALITY. ::gag::

although brancher has an excellent point that misssunbeam's 'always' and '...and forever' (deathbed fisting, necrophilia) are brilliant. this has far more to do with sunbeam, however, than with the subject matter. (miss sunbeam's heap o' trek smut)

::happy wriggle::

i got new underwear! --100% cotton low-rise 'boyshorts' from victoria's secret.

i meant to get these great christmas striped ones, and these pink plaids, but they don't have all the christmas patterns in yet, so i got three pair in solid colors. i'll have to go back in a few weeks when they get the christmas stuff in.

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i wish i had veto power over every icon on my flist. although for paid users there is this feature where you can disable a specific user's userpics on your friends view only. i b'lieve you have to have a custom style.

p.s. i want pizza. like a lot.

we're making pizza.

i am in pizza heaven, apparently. it smells sogood--largely because of the four cloves of garlic, because we haven't put any toppings on or mixed up any sauce. i spread garlic butter over my crust with a nylon brush and think, how can anyone not like garlic?

and to that end... i bring you a poll.

[Poll #205412]

dear sev: i want you. xoxo harry

1. what is with all the snape/harry drawings where snape doesn't look like snape and/or harry doesn't look like harry?
2. what is with all the snape/harry drawings where the characters don't look like actual human beings?
3. what is with all the snape/harry drawings that sort of look like someone spilled a bag of charcoal on their paper and failed to clean it up?
4. what is with pretty much ALL of snape_potter, anyway?

XD

daddy: don't you think cim looks irish now?
me: why? because i'm wearing an apron?
daddy: because your hair is only a little longer than sinead o'connor's.
me: oh, and that's how you distinguish irish people... hair length. too bad i don't look like liam neeson.
daddy: because then you could get lucrative acting jobs?
me: well, i don't know, but i'd be really hot.
mom: not like you are now, huh?

aww. chibi!jedi.

mirabellawotr, check it out! chibi jedi by angstfairy.

jennaria (and other star wars people).

i want to have a complete sort of recs page. i've been through the qui/obi at master/apprentice and swa-l.

[Poll #205480]

not fit for consumption (skull and crossbones symbol)

i'm feeling rather cynical, bitchy, and inhuman just now.

well, you suck! is a better-feeling mode than i suck!, at least.