badfic spoonerisms and stuff which are funny... need a community!

aeslis: OUCH
aeslis: oh that was painful.
cim thing: whawha?
aeslis: The full moon was like a giant silver glowing orb in the sky illuminating all of the garden up, covering it with a magical silver sheen.
cim thing: ILLUMINATING THE GARDEN UP hahahahahah
cim thing: man, you know what i want?
aeslis: a zapper?
cim thing: a community for amusingly misplaced modifiers and misuse of words in badfic
cim thing: just for quoting the amusing lines, y'know?
aeslis: oooooooo.

so i present: danglypartsiple.

you know you want to!

x.x

ow fuck a;slkdjfas ewan, some warning please!

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check out the UNSTOPPABLE cuteness of the mouse in this post!

the end of good omens slash and what to read now

i've gone through the whole history of lower_tadfield now. i.e., i truly and really HAVE exhausted all the good omens fic i think i'm going to be able to find. that leaves me with about sixty recs. (and actually, two novels bookmarked and saved for later.)

i was in the middle of star trek, planning to move on to sirius/remus.

bleh. i don't feel like wading through the utter garbage that is the kira/odo section of trekiverse tonight.

some time ago brancher wrote a very small slash from the dwj novel based on norse mythology, eight days of luke. i said i thought it was too short. she enticed me to write more.

i mean, really, (i reasoned), there DOES need to be more of it, and it does sort of cry out to be written, maybe just a ficlet and not a whole... THINGY. so. i went through the hardback and paperback sf shelves at the house day before yesterday, or was it yesterday, and brought to the apartment several books that i haven't got copies of here: eight days of luke, the ogre downstairs, hexwood, deep secret and of course eight days of luke. 'm going to read 8dol next because as wax_jism pointed out it's probably better to re-read girl with a pearl earring after watching it on christmas, not before.

k'sal IS sick, not just programming--i knew it.