fun with dragon naturally speaking

my dad can't type because of a spinal cord injury, so he uses the computer by means of a dictation program called dragon naturally speaking, which is far and away the leader in that field.  it makes a lot of amusing mistakes, which he leaves in his e-mails for my amusement and edification.  here's the latest:

Anyway, the storm dropped a few looms there were large enough to her something if they hit in, but they didn't have much and they were kind of Lawton and soft and light anyway.

ideas? 

an annotated stargate: atlantis scene

done by wax, with a lot of backseat driving by me.

while capping
cim: oh! thigh! thigh!
wax: mmh, thigh!
cim: [squeak] cap that!
wax: i did!
...
wax: i remember there being some nice ass shots here...
cim: there were.

while assembling
wax: i'm not going to include any of these gratuitous thigh and ass shots.
cim: not even the one where it looks like sheppard is checking it out?
wax: what, you mean this one? --ahahahah. [includes]

sheppard and mckay discoverate the secret underground bunker in "underground"

to shiroi_chi and anglepoiselamp: wax definitely wants to get painty some evening this week. she says we just have to be sure to start promptly at four. english gay sex PORN arena!