Cim's Parents' 2-Day Cross-Country Roadtrip of the Worst Idea Ever; Transformers

One thing that's pretty satisfying is throwing away ancient probably-putrescent leftovers still in the tupperware. It would probably be better for the environment if tupperwares were more expensive, actually, because then one wouldn't be tempted. Nonetheless: feeling of victory! I threw away wilted lettuce, too. After all, we don't have any rabbits. Or compost.

My parents embarked yesterday (I think) on their Two Day Cross-Country Trek Of The Worst Idea Ever even though my mom wasn't done recovering from a mysterious illness that kept her bedridden for two days with abdominal cramps, nausea, etc. "My doctor just prescribed some anti-nausea and anti-diarrheal stuff so I guess he didn't think it was that serious," she emailed me, causing me to be temporarily overcome with the need to beat my head on the desk. For his part, my dad was like, "Apparently your fifteen-year-old sister who only has a learner's permit can drive even more than we thought." Well, I guess she'd better be able to since Dad, in his wheelchair, can't drive at all, and Mom sucks even when she's not completely sick. I told her to make sure she filled the prescriptions, but apparently you're not supposed to drive on anti-emetics at all, so it's probably just as well that I'm fairly certain she's not going to. And we repeat: for the love of tiny little green boxes, how are they even still alive?

In other news, they totally used "Pretty Handsome Awkward" on the Transformers soundtrack. As well as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity", which was slightly more exciting to me since I unequivocally love Kill Bill while I loathe the McCrackhead, even if his lameass petty bitterness about Gerard breaking up with/pwning him is pretty entertaining and his music is kind of good, okay?. Also a Terminator shoutout and some Linkin Park and some other stuff that wax made us sit through the entire damn credits to read about.

Badfic Summaries of the Day

1. Summary: Why would Frank Murder his one of his best friends? [I'm actually reading this one - kind of - well, skimming - but she hasn't revealed the big reason yet. So far Gerard's top suspicions are that 1. he was jealous of Ray and Gerard's closeness or 2. he was involved with drugs. Or something.]



2. Summary: Frank hurts his finger, can Gerard fix it?



3. Summary: Mr. Frank Iero knows he is considered a "cool" punk. He is the boy all the lesser punks want to be friends with, because he's got a million friends, because he's one of the outcasts everyone wants to be.
   A/N: I usually only do one-shots (because I tend to lose interest in chaptered stories I write) but I was hit with inspiration and so here is the product. This is based a lot off of myself and my own high-school and my friends.



4. .:Summary: Gerard and Mikey’s parents die and Mikey is left living with Gerard. Gerard thinks that this is fabulous but Mikey isn’t so happy. Oh then Super-Frank comes to the rescue. [Damn, Mikey. So hard to please!]



5. Summary: Detective Gerard Way is facing the most difficult case he had until now: Frank, the Go-Go Boy was raped, and he has to help him. But everybody can see he's cleary falling in love with the young boy. [wax_jism: Frank's kinda short for a go-go boy.]