poirot

So I've just started marathoning Poirot, and I've watched the first season of ten episodes so far. Entertaining and charming and lamentably un-slashed so far. (That's not an unqualified 'unslashed'. There are about five pieces, I think. But it's mostly true, and there's really only one worth mentioning unless you want to talk about The Horrifying Things Scale.) The fact that there's not some more slash itself registers a good 5.5 on the scale, not as horrifying as surprise fisting but more unexpected than surprise eating disorder. :( Also, why is Hastings the girl?

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