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29 May 2008
hey guys i'm enya. get in the car.
29 May 2008 08:58 pmOnce, at the Batcave, I had a drink made out of grapefruit juice, vodka, and absinthe.
The badfic I've found now is the perfect badfic equivalent of that drink. It's powerful! It's nauseating! It might well induce hallucinations, but even if it doesn't, it will leave you feeling like it did!
Not only are Harry and Snape magically OOC telepathic soul-bonded kinky D/s vampires, and not only did Harry grow six inches of hair, six inches of height and six inches of muscle (I'm estimating) in one month before he also grew his VAMPIRE WINGS, but Neville and the twins are his new best friends; he now has a tattoo and a lot of piercings; Fawkes is his telepathically bonded familiar and Dumbledore is evil; and his name is Harrison. Now, okay, the Dumbledore being evil part is kind of bigger in a way, but seriously... HARRISON? That was about when I started giggling uncontrollably.
The badfic I've found now is the perfect badfic equivalent of that drink. It's powerful! It's nauseating! It might well induce hallucinations, but even if it doesn't, it will leave you feeling like it did!
Not only are Harry and Snape magically OOC telepathic soul-bonded kinky D/s vampires, and not only did Harry grow six inches of hair, six inches of height and six inches of muscle (I'm estimating) in one month before he also grew his VAMPIRE WINGS, but Neville and the twins are his new best friends; he now has a tattoo and a lot of piercings; Fawkes is his telepathically bonded familiar and Dumbledore is evil; and his name is Harrison. Now, okay, the Dumbledore being evil part is kind of bigger in a way, but seriously... HARRISON? That was about when I started giggling uncontrollably.
wax in teenie disguise
29 May 2008 09:33 pmMy little sister designed the most astonishingly AWESOME shoes ever for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wax_jism's birthday. Ironically, it's her 32nd birthday and they're total teenie shoes that match her total teenie Cobra Starship shirt.
Those are forest green with a neon green animal-print tongue and lining. The red top grommets signify some charity project for AIDS that Converse is doing, and I forget what it's called, but it goes by the phenomenally stupid slogan "There's No Such Thing As Small Change" (...Yes there is!). Still, the red is super cute. And I'm super jealous because my own pink Converse are - thanks to Converse's stupid lying size conversion chart that LIES - completely way too big by like, three centimeters (Converse size 7 instead of 6 or 6½, which they claim is equivalent to US Men's, but it's clearly not). Yeah, so anyway, it's really stupid to wear clown shoes like that; I'm gonna have to sell them.
wax_jism's birthday. Ironically, it's her 32nd birthday and they're total teenie shoes that match her total teenie Cobra Starship shirt. Those are forest green with a neon green animal-print tongue and lining. The red top grommets signify some charity project for AIDS that Converse is doing, and I forget what it's called, but it goes by the phenomenally stupid slogan "There's No Such Thing As Small Change" (...Yes there is!). Still, the red is super cute. And I'm super jealous because my own pink Converse are - thanks to Converse's stupid lying size conversion chart that LIES - completely way too big by like, three centimeters (Converse size 7 instead of 6 or 6½, which they claim is equivalent to US Men's, but it's clearly not). Yeah, so anyway, it's really stupid to wear clown shoes like that; I'm gonna have to sell them.