the ded. the internets iz bak from it.

O hai internets, thx for joining us. For the second time in, what, two days? Those ISP jerks deserve to have their phone ringing off the hook! :| But Wax said she couldn't call and complain without having the internets to look up their phone number. Now she's gone and looked and they now CHARGE for their service phone number! "But you can still use our website free of charge!" UNLESS WE CAN'T REACH IT BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING SERVICE IS DOWN.

batman was a boyscout

On the subject of this icon that hollsh showed me:

cimness: KJFÖAKLSÖGKLAHGFÖADLGJFAD
cimness: It's like Batman. Batman is probably always prepared for *everything*
holls: Yes, especially buttsex
cimness: That could make a good joke! Like, ... aliens made them do it or something… and then, say, Wonder Woman is like, "But where are we going to get dental floss, strawberry lube, a ball gag and aluminum foil at this hour, on an unmanned space station?"¹
cimness: and Batman's like, ":|"
holls: hahahahahaha
cimness: "Wow... it's even strawberry?"
cimness: "I like to be prepared."
cimness: Superman: "Bruce was a Boy Scout." WW: "Really?" Batman: "No."

1. My apologies to Roger Zelazny