Batman/Gordon Plot Element Grab-Bag

(I figured once I'd gone to the trouble to type this up, I should post it.) Almost any Batman/Gordon plot can by typified using the codes from this schema:

1. H/C from Batman to Jim:
1a. Batman rescues Jim daringly
1b. Batman takes Jim to the Batcave
1c. Batman bandages Jim's wounds

2. H/C from Jim to Batman:
2a. Jim rescues Batman daringly
2b. Jim takes Batman to his house
2c. Jim bandages Batman's wounds

3. Bruce Wayne and Jim
3a. Bruce Wayne flirts with Jim
3b. Bruce Wayne takes Jim out on a date
3c. Bruce Wayne invites Jim to a fundraiser/gala/party

4. Jim discovering Batman's identity
4a. Jim notices something familiar about either Bruce's or Batman's mouth
4b. Jim doesn't buy Bruce's playboy act
4c. Jim discovers Bruce/Batman's identity during sex

this week already sucks

- For reasons that do not need exploring at this juncture, but have to do with a concatenation of client/manager incompetence and spotty internet connection, one of Wax's projects is overdue and she had to leave me to handle it while she's slaving away, owing her soul to the [Nokia] company store. It should have been finished long ago, enabling me to run errands, but instead I'm making my third attempt to download a piece of software just to convert the stupid file into a format that I can edit to put the translations in.

+ Wax put my hd in her computer, so I can has my music and the up-to-date version of my story *backs it up everywhere*

+ I hooked Picard the laptop up to Vader (my monitor) plus my speakers/ mouse/ keyboard. Or actually, Wax's keyboard because mine wasn't USB, but we traded. So it's basically just like having my own computer back, setup wise. Except it's slow and retarded and running Vista.

- Vista still sucks.

+ This way I can catch up on more laundry, at least?

- THE WEATHER.