On second thought, this is too good to leave only on Twitter.

I've bookmarked this entire story on   cimness  for the Old-School-Fandom-Purple-Melodrama lulz, but a few lines stood out especially. Am I right or amirite that you can totally discern that they come from the same twisted mind?

"All he could do was lie there, his hands running over that broad, powerful back as Solo vacuumed his tonsils."

...and...

"Napoleon's mouth fastened onto his like an upset limpet."

meta rec: "fantasy warnings"

thefourthvine talks about the warnings we wish people would have the self-awareness to put on their stories!

WARNING: I am going to use a tragedy that would normally be the main focus of any story in which it occurred (death of a child, death of a family, death of an entire race or culture, whatever) as a mechanism for getting my pairing to fuck. I am pretty sure that makes it more dramatic and arty. I don't actually intend to address any of the probable outcomes of this tragedy, like sadness, say, or maybe even some anger. It's just background tragedy. It's the kind of thing that is really seriously awful but people forget it and they are entirely all right as soon as they have some sex with the right person.

WARNING: There's a lot more to this story, but I didn't feel like writing it. Or any plot or characterization or anything, really. Mostly I just wrote "cock" a lot.

WARNING: All dialogue sounds the same to me.

Never get into bed with a plebefic header!

1. Summary: One late night one of the anonymous callers at the suicide hotline “Castiel” works for turns out to be his dearly missed charge: Dean Winchester. Whereas Dean has no idea whom he is talking to, nor that this friendly guy by the name of “Castiel” is actually the reason for his current distress.



2. Summery: The promp (for the original) was: Dean gets drunk and has Castiel's name tattooed somewhere special (ass, heart or above his cock). Castiel doesn't go easy with the teasing (light, loving teasing) or clueless 'why would you do that?' Castiel would work too. Sex may or may not happen.



3. Summary: Darkness falls across the land, the Devil’s hour is close at hand… and, by some freaky coincidence, the Fallen resemble Thriller extras.



4. Summary:Castiel watches over young Dean. But he soon learns that wearing trench coats to watch five year olds from afar at the park doesn't end well.



5. Warnings: Mpreg, Slash, Lucifer, AU since my angels can feel... They just know how to control their urges, temptations and ect. Plus there's no Anna... thank God, Jesus, Michael and Lucifer for that...

Draven "Voodoo"

This is somewhat offensive, but on the other hand, I think everything these people do is tongue-in-cheek (because combining such traditional goth imagery with the playful sneaker shapes is pretty much inherently funny). And I kind of can't get over how cute it is, too. What do you think?

Poll #829

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What do you think of these shoes?

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Offensive
3 (27.3%)

Cute
8 (72.7%)

It's done ironically
2 (18.2%)

It's probably done with no awareness of the potential offense
7 (63.6%)

Regardless of the creators, wearing it would seem ironic
2 (18.2%)

Wearing them would look like blithe unconscious offensiveness
6 (54.5%)

People might mean to wear them ironically but it's still offensive
4 (36.4%)

badthors with well-earned and hilarious epithets deathmatch

Poll #830

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badthors with well-earned and hilarious epithets deathmatch

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Limpet Vaccuum Girl
5 (41.7%)

ImmortalWaycestuousAssbabySnake!Frank Girl
7 (58.3%)

I leave it up to you whether to vote on the basis of their epithets or their ouvres (Limpet Vaccuum Girl I just discovered last night; ImmortalWaycestuousAssbabySnake!Frank Girl was discovered a couple of years ago and has been mentioned numerous times in the badfic tag).

Actually, I don't have any other pre-epitheted badthors around, so this will be a very short deathmatch. Sorry.

Why, yes, I DID just find a second story by Limpet Vaccuum Girl in which she refers to the protagonist as "the dapper enforcer", why do you ask?

shoespam: high-top converse in sangria, other plummy colors

I know, I know, on the subject of Converse Chuck Taylor All Star Hi Oxfords in Sangria, I seem to be indefatigable. Something of a bore, in fact.

I'm keeping this tab open all the time even though I totally don't have the money to order them just yet or until who-knows-when.



That's the pair I want first, followed by purple and "Lakers purple", which I also considered when searching for the exact delightful shade to grace the toes of the Doctor's new companion. The last pair are Converse's new light oxford in red, which are here because it's a similar color and I've sort of been wanting to try a pair out. On the one hand, Converse already offer comparatively little insole and support, but on the other, there's something so delicious about a really lightweight, well-conformed sneaker - like being barefoot, but better.

"not only show him, but do it with him."

I am tagging badfic quotes on Twitter as I read them with #ficspelunking. Ex:

And now Illya was going to show him how men had sex with each other. Napoleon's heart hammered in his chest. Not only show him, but do it with him.

That's right: no more of those tiresome stick figure diagrams, or worse, action figures.