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1. Summary: In which there are horses and Spencer has issues that no one will explain to Jon. Oh, and don't call Greta the "maid" or you'll likely get baked into a pie (and it will taste good).



2. Title: Boo~ You Whore



3. Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters, or AIM. [So you're NOT Ted Turner. Good to know.]



4. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction or it's not true. [Yes, but WHICH?]



5. Discalimer: The plot really happened, other than that, this is fake. [So... not fake?]

CATS.

Average length of time that has gone between cat yowls today: <1 minute
Longest amount of time between cat yowls today: 10 minutes
Average length of mostly-unbroken series of contiguous yowls: 5 minutes
Most frequent yowler: the Crazy
Reason for yowling: no fucking clue
Number of times the Crazy has lured me into the bathroom using her 'Little Timmy's Down the Well!' routine, then waited for me to sit on the toilet lid so she could sit in my lap: 4
Number of times the Crazy has stayed in the cat bed or bedroom after leading me there and demanding to be tucked in: 0/5
Secondary yowler: Arwen
Reason for yowling: "Play with me!"
Arwen's favorite room in which to play: the kitchen
Arwen's reaction to forcible relocation to the living room: sneaking back to the kitchen within a few minutes and recommencing the yowls

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