blowfish "texas strap" in taupe and blowfish "hanuku" in whiskey

lol kinkmeme prompts

all submitted by perhael.

1. Sherlock and John watch a nature program about tigers.
   
   Sherlock decides to go to the Serengeti to eat a lion.
   
   For science.
   


2. John sews a teddy bear and gives it to Sherlock, who knits it a jumper.


3. Sherlock doesn't like sex because when he orgasms its like something out of a Disney princess movie where animals gather round with bright sparkle eyes and that gentle "Ohh Ohh ooooh " singing music plays and a bright beautiful stream of light hits his cock... and frankly, its annoying.


4. Shearlock is the world's only consulting goat. Mooly is his assistant in the morgue.
   


5. John finds an abandoned stuffed dinosaur and gives it to Anderson, who cries. Someone stole it from him ages ago and he never thought he'd see it again.