lol kinkmeme prompts

[cimorene]

all submitted by perhael.

1. Sherlock and John watch a nature program about tigers.
   
   Sherlock decides to go to the Serengeti to eat a lion.
   
   For science.
   


2. John sews a teddy bear and gives it to Sherlock, who knits it a jumper.


3. Sherlock doesn't like sex because when he orgasms its like something out of a Disney princess movie where animals gather round with bright sparkle eyes and that gentle "Ohh Ohh ooooh " singing music plays and a bright beautiful stream of light hits his cock... and frankly, its annoying.


4. Shearlock is the world's only consulting goat. Mooly is his assistant in the morgue.
   


5. John finds an abandoned stuffed dinosaur and gives it to Anderson, who cries. Someone stole it from him ages ago and he never thought he'd see it again.

Comments

[lazulisong]

I kind of want to troll through that now but I'm terrified it'll be nothing but mycroft/john and me screaming in incoherent rage. WHY do they porn Mycroft? WHHHYYYY do they do it with his brother's husband?

[cimorene]

Well I'm sure there's way too much of that but I am confident, knowing fandom, that it's still mostly OTP fic. Fandom loves nothing as well as a good OTP.

Also most of the badfic she quotes at me is OTP, so there's gotta be plenty...

[perhael]

WHY do they porn Mycroft?

Because he's a sexy, sexy man.

WHHHYYYY do they do it with his brother's husband?

That one escapes me too, sorry.

[lazulisong]

see when I think Mycroft I think of the description in the book where Watson is like MY BROTHER IN LAW HAS HANDS LIKE SEAL FLIPPERS and lose all interest in pornography with him.

[perhael]

Haha, fair enough. I'm so immersed in BBC!canon now that to me, Mycroft is irrevocably Mark Gatiss.

[cimorene]

In Sherlock he's unlike canon Mycroft in many ways, but this IS the Sherlock kinkmeme...

[phosfate]

His nickname around Whitehall was "The Bouncy Castle."

[phosfate]

My cube neighbor belongs to a "Safari Club," which throws dinners where you can eat shit like lion and...I can't remember what else, because I tend to block out the trauma. Though she did once go into lengthy detail about the time she ate beaver. "It was thin sliced and spread out on my plate." She said that. SHE SAID THAT TO OTHER PEOPLE. I'm sorry. Deep breaths. The meat comes from those bullshit canned hunts.

[cimorene]

Now I feel mildly traumatized without even hearing the anecdote.

[phosfate]

Hearing a chirpy Fundamentalist say, "I ate beaver last night!" is best experienced in person.

[brownbetty]

….I am just going to assume all these prompts are in a spirit of crack.

[cimorene]

Sometimes I find it hard to remember a time when crack was a separate genre.

[laurajv]

I hate that I now have story ideas for 3 of those prompts.

The story idea for #5 is horrifically depressing and makes me want to hug Anderson A LOT.

[cimorene]

o__@

[jennaria]

At least prompt #3 made me laugh. Kind of a lot.