2012 calendar mottoes, in review

We so enjoyed recording our monthly mottoes in 2011's Adam Lambert calendar that last year we continued the tradition using our ubiquitous Finnish Wildlife calendar as well. The mottos of 2012 have been (drumroll, please...)

1. January: MORE DESSERT


2. February: PAIN ALL THE BUTTS!!


3. March: "How VERY dare you!" - Kelly Osborne


4. April: Lots of people do it!


5. May: THE BUTT IS HURT


6. June: "Are you above or below angry bees?" - Tony Stark


7. July: So... it has come to this.


8. August: "Bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do." - RuPaul


9. September: "Excuse my French but I'm in France." - Kanye


10. October: Buy ALL the yarn???


11. November: Not my circus, not my monkey (Polish, traditional)


12. December: SO MAJESTIC

My parents are hosting the NYE party for the hippy irreligious liberal humanist church of my childhood tonight, so my thoughts are on how you can never go home again, because almost everyone you miss has moved away and been replaced by strangers whom my parents can't remember I don't know.