- Notes: I'm sorry that this snowballed into something ridiculous.
- [Summary] Thorin and Thranduil attempt a diplomatic discussion, but some hatred can't be conveyed in mere words. Hatesex and lore. [I've seen bursting into song because you can't express your feelings, and I've even seen sex for that purpose, just... usually not when the feeling in question is hate...]
- [Pairing] Éomer/Gríma Wormtongue
Summary: A playing with the plot. Grima leaves Saruman's service before the battle of Pelennor fields and meets up with the Rohirrim. The usual 'must prove that he is a somewhat vaguely better man than he was before' begins. There are some heroics, some musings, some temptations (of all sorts), and lots of purple prose.
Words: 38,573 Chapters: 10/? - Notes: Playing fast and loose with the original plot, I know. if it helps, just imagine it is an AU were the plot serves the porn ;-)
- It’s not the adventure or being “unsociable” that made Bilbo a less than respectable hobbit to the others in the Shire, but rather two dwarves fucking on his ‘roof’. [Well, that would certainly do it.]
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- 1: The good news is all I have to do is calm down
- 2: I've started clicker training Sipuli
- 3: ADHD roadblocks
- 4: The long sewage nightmare is over
- 5: The enormous yawning pit in front of the door is here!!
- 6: Resuscitating Wax's Tom of Finland tote as a Stumpy Buck of Finland tote
- 7: The Plumber Appears
- 8: Updates
- 9: also we didn't get enough sun or warmth but it's autumn
- 10: Puriteens, as I've seen them called on Tumblr
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