i don't mind. i like Sesame rice ball.

[cimorene]

this piece of badfic provided at least twenty minutes of entertainment this morning. i just thought i should share some excerpts.

"Are you kidding? I love surfing! It's my favourite thing to do!" Hikaru says excited.

"no, actually, maybe it's my second favourite, because wasn't there something else i loved to do...? something that was the entire point of this show...? nah, nevermind! it's gone!"

After Hikaru dissapears from the exit, the Prince of Go lets out a breathe of relief. "Finally made it."
 
Not too long ago, Akira realizes he is in love with Hikaru. Since then, the prince of Go tried to ask Hikaru out a couple of times, but every time Akira chocked when he tried to get the words out. Akira is happy that he put the question out today and get a 'yes' for an answer.

[07:27] cimness: the Prince of Go!
[07:27] aes: Not too long ago, he realizes!

Hikaru chips a 'good morning', puts his bag into the trunk and gets on the car. Akira asks, "Ready to go?"
 
"Can't wait!" Hikaru cheers. Akira can't help but smile a little too. It's always nice to see Hikaru's smiling face. That face is so warm and bright it can smelt snow in winter. Akira starts the car and the two of them drive off to the beach. Even thought it's 5am Hikaru is really excited.

[07:28] cimness: he chips good morning (out of a block of wood?) and then gets ON the car.
[07:28] aes: ... it can SMELT SNOW.
[07:28] cimness: i picture hikaru riding on the hood. maybe lounging. in sunglasses.
[07:29] aes: as Akira, Prince of Go, deftly maneuvers through traffic in his sexy, sleek new Jaguar.

"My mom made us some sesame rice ball for breakfast! We can have some in the car if you don't mind. I won't make your car dirty." Hikaru says.
 
"I don't mind. I like Sesame rice ball." Akira says.

[07:29] cimness: "i like Sesame rice ball." *die*
[07:30] aes: .... i almost want an icon that says that.
[07:30] aes: almost.

"Nothing! I just never eat out of someone's hand before." Akira blushes a little. (The boy that Akira loves is feeding Akira a rice ball! Akira's heart starts jumping involunteerly.)
 
Akira composes himself and takes a bite at Hikaru's rice ball.

[07:30] aes: ....
[07:30] aes: INVOLUNTEERLY.
[07:30] cimness: THE BOY HE LOVES IS FEEDING HIM A RICE BALL, AES!
[07:30] aes: OH MY GOD, CIM!

Hikaru hangs Akira the sesame rice ball.

[07:30] cimness: XD
[07:30] aes: ....

The two boys then get out of the beach and go rent the surfboard. After that, Hikaru takes off his shirt and put sun lotion on himself. Akira almost gasps. This is the first time he sees Hikaru without a shirt on. Hikaru's body is lean but very well toned. The navy blue swim trunk matches the glowing, creamy skin on Hikaru's body perfectly.

"Hey, Akira. Can you do my back for me?" Hikaru asks.
 
Akira is a little nervous about touching Hikaru's bare skin; but he is also happy he can be so close to the boy he likes.

[07:33] cimness: "akira is a little nervous about touching hikaru's bare skin, especially since he wonders if its peculiar navy-blue colour and cream-like texture could be contagious."

Hikaru is a little scare about entering the competition. If Akira says 'No' then Hikaru will stay on the beach and Akira can spends some time with Hikaru. Akira really wishes to spend the afternoon alone with Hikaru; but Akira doesn't want to take advantage of Hikaru's fear.

[07:37] cimness: oh, come on, akira.
[07:38] cimness: when have you ever failed to take advantage of weakness?
[07:38] cimness: exploit that sucker!
[07:38] aes: *DIES*
[07:38] aes: Cim! XD
[07:38] aes: this is true though :x
[07:38] aes: i like that the thing you focus on is not the fantastically bad grammar, but the character flaw. XD
[07:38] cimness: well, i didn't think the grammar really needed any specific comment.

"Great! Lunch is on us! You two have to try the beef tenderloin kabobs! it got pepper, onions and pineapples on it! with a spicy BBQ sause that is so yummy you will want to buy a whole jar and bring it home!" The surfers say.

[07:39] aes: they say this in unison, I suppose.
[07:40] cimness: *image*
[07:40] cimness: and you realise the surfers are giant sea turtles from finding nemo in my head already.

"Look delicious!" Hikaru cheers. He picks up a coconut and pokes a hole on it. After taking a sip to make sure it's sweet, he gives it to Akira. "Here!"

[07:42] aes: LOOK DELICIOUS, cim.
[07:42] aes: he picks up a coconut and.. just...
[07:43] cimness: "when it has chosen its mate, the wild hikaru selects an appropriate coconut as an offering. boring a hole in the shell with its incredibly strong and freakishly sharp fingers, the wild hikaru offers the coconut's milk to its mate - though not without first sampling to make sure the flavour will be pleasing."
[07:44] aes: oh. my. god.

Akira starts drinking to coconut juice.

"to coconut juice! long may he live!" "akira... haven't we toasted coconut juice enough times now? it's called coconut MILK, anyway."

After that, Hikaru breaks the coconut and they eats the coconut.

"well, at least i'm not breaking hard-shelled nuts with my head. plus, look, now your hair is all milky!"

"When I asked you out, I was planning it to be our first date. I wanted this weekend to be special, something that will swept you off your feet. Remember last summer when we have a GO competition at the water world? After we played GO you can't wait to get to the water. You and your friends were laughing so happily when you surf on the artifical wave pool. You looked so good at that time, the photographer took a picture of you surfing and put that picture on the cover of the GO magazine."
 
"Oh, I remember that picture. That was embarrassing." Hikaru blushes.
 
"It's not embarrassing. It's a very nice shot of you. I keep that pic at my room. When I was planning for our first date, I saw that pic and I remembered how much you love to surf. That is why I went to take surfing lesson. I wanted to take you to the beach and give you a unforgettable date."
 
"You take surfing lesson just so you can take me here surfing?"
 
"Yeah, I went to tanning salon to get a tan also. I want to be a surfer so I can have a great time with you at the beach."

[07:49] aes: the little metro. XD
[07:49] cimness: akira in a TANNING SALON. can you IMAGINE?
[07:50] aes: actually yes, i can. XD

Comments

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Wait, it's the first time he sees Hikaru without a shirt on...except for that time last year when he saw Hikaru surfing.

But wow, the grammar. I really think it's a non-native speaker. It just has that sound to it.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's definitely a non-native speaker - which makes it much more understandable, if not less amusing. :)

[aeslis]

I think I may have to put this in my memories.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

so fabulous.

i love that icon!

[aeslis]

Oh thank you! I'm quite fond of it myself :D

Come alone. I'll bring the sesame balls.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's funnier, the fact Akira took Hikaru surfing, the fact there was a GO competition at WATER WORLD, the fact that we randomly made the same Akira icon! -- or the fact that in lieu of actually making progress moving out, my roommate downwithapathy and I spent three hours last night watching crazy-ass Japanese shit, looking up Gackt vids, and staring at Dream Live Third in something like fascination while she remarked repeatedly, "I can't believe they actually have a name for guys who look like girls!"

Re: Come alone. I'll bring the sesame balls.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i used this icon a week and a half ago! you probably saw it subconsciously or something.

Re: Come alone. I'll bring the sesame balls.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

if it's just out of the badfic, though, i think the coconut bit was the funniest part, although the surfer dudes and hikaru's impromptu rise to surfer-dude-fame (and expertise) were a close second.