the collab-oh

[cimorene]

perhael and i have been discussing how incredibly dysfunctional and clueless our gary and tim are, in light of the fact that our wip has reached 37 pages, and neither one of them, despite fifteen years of in loooooooooveness, has even come within a stone's throw of realising he's in looooooooove (i use the extra os with reason.  you'll understand when you read this story, hahah).  i had her in stitches with this: 

[01:01] so many inanimate things: men shouldn't be allowed to reach adulthood, i think
[01:01] Caramel Girl: hahahaha
[01:01] so many inanimate things: if only people could reproduce without them their sheer self-damaging stupidity would be enough to make them more of a danger than an asset to the gene pool
[01:02] Caramel Girl: *is in stitches*
[01:02] so many inanimate things: imagine the genetic child of this tim and this gary
[01:02] Caramel Girl: .... the most fucked up, ballsy child ever?
[01:03] so many inanimate things: *ballsy*?
[01:03] so many inanimate things: DUDE.
[01:04] so many inanimate things: no, i was picturing more like the kid's first day of school
[01:05] so many inanimate things: "wait.  i need to think about this.  i'll be ready to go as soon as i've figured it out."
[01:05] so many inanimate things: "when will that be?"
[01:05] Caramel Girl: HAHAHHAHA
[01:05] so many inanimate things: "omg u distressed me. now i will never noe! im going to bed."

Comments

[perhael.livejournal.com]

*giggles inanely*

i love those boys. but by god they're a couple of complicated fuckups. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER GARY.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i second the motion on tim's behalf.