Badfic headers
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cimoreneThe headers from badfic are often hilarious, but the ones in My Chemical Romance which I've been seeing for the past couple of weeks are light-years funnier than your ordinary, run-of-the-mill badfic headers. So I started collecting them, of course. Note: header excerpts are perhaps not 100% worksafe (language). Also, there's a couple of Panic! At The Disco headers hiding in there, too.
SUMMARY: AU The MCR boys and The Used and TBS are in a gang and Frank's their little whore. It's better than it sounds?? Yeah, I suck, sorry.
A/N: Well, here's the sequel... And yes it's called 'part two, the sequel'! Shut up...
Summary: ”It’s my sex room, I bring my victims here and rape them to death.”
Disclaimer: If this happened, I'd be a glass of milk!
Summary: Frank and Gerard finally have some "alone times"
Perview: “Who’s the whore now?” He asked. I could tell he was having fun with this; he always liked torturing me. “Aww is my little whore upset?” I didn’t reply I just couldn’t let him win like this.
Pairing }} Gerard xx Frank
POV }} third
Summary }} A ten piece songfic summary of Gerard and Frank's relationship. It's better than I let on, I promise!
Summary: Gerard wakes up, and he's in a body locker at a morgue, with no memory of what happened that brought him there.
Rating: PG for light use of the bad words. Now no one’s gonna read the >.<
Summary: Gerard lay in waiting, feeling much like the damsel in distress waiting for the Prince Charming. Except, the emergency this time was not that he was stuck in a castle tower and couldn’t get out, but that he was fucking horny and there was only one person who could fix it.
Summary: Do you know how it feels when there’s something there, and you want to touch it but you can’t? Gerard does.
Summary: Mikey has a boo-boo. Gerard wants to make it better. Mikey tips over his glass. Gerard refuses to clean it. Mikey’s boo-boo only gets infected...... Not an AU.
POV: Gerard's.
Disclamer:This is as fake as Gerard's hair. OH DIIISSSSS!
Summary: "Gerard, slow down, you're gonna wind up hurting yourself" you said to me, but I don't listen, I keep on poping the pills.
Gerard is working so hard, seems like it's too hard. No one seems to notice it, but Frankie. Will Frankie save Gerard?
Warnings: Angst. Death. Pill popping. Somewhat sexual contact.
Author Note: This is kinda like a song-fic. I got the idea from Welcome To The Black Parade & Weight Of The World(Evanescence) ex-posted.
Summary: "Brendon?" He's crying too, the truth inevitable.
Author Notes: Wee my first submission! I guess you could call this a tearjerker, because someone dies. This has to do with 9/11, if anyone has a problem with that.
Title: Ryan Hearts Vibrator
Rating: NC-19
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon, but hints of everyoneandtheirmom/everyoneandtheirmom
Summary: "I have syphilis."
Pairing: Gerard/Frank. Second time ever so, be nice if I have character flaws.
POV:2nd person-the reader [...]
Author Notes:This fic is written from the perspective of the reader. I have tried to keep the reader genderless, so it should make sense no matter who is reading it. [...]
Warnings:Explicit sex, and the reader...that means YOU, becomes involved in the sexual activity. If that disturbs you, please don't read. Profanity also.
Ummm, we all know what Gerard looked like in his younger years, and trying to say this nicest I can, it kind of takes away from the story. Try to picture Gerard as of the present but…younger? Lol. Bare with me people! You’ll know what I’m talking about when you read it.
Author's Note: [...]This story is the best I've written in a long time, maybe ever. It's the ONLY chapter story I've enjoyed writing from beginning to the end without ever losing interest for it. I cried while writing this, not because it was sad per say, but because it was over, because it was beautiful, because it's the best thing that's happened to my writing in a long time. The emotions I felt while writing this story are indescribable.
Rating: PG-13 for phycological stuffs in this chapter.
Summary: hours of applying makeup completely ruined by a man with a stuffed parrot
Author Notes: Um, has flashbacks...and its a songfic.
Warnings: Includes Death and made my friend cry (?)
SUMMARY: AU The MCR boys and The Used and TBS are in a gang and Frank's their little whore. It's better than it sounds?? Yeah, I suck, sorry.
A/N: Well, here's the sequel... And yes it's called 'part two, the sequel'! Shut up...
Summary: ”It’s my sex room, I bring my victims here and rape them to death.”
Disclaimer: If this happened, I'd be a glass of milk!
Summary: Frank and Gerard finally have some "alone times"
Perview: “Who’s the whore now?” He asked. I could tell he was having fun with this; he always liked torturing me. “Aww is my little whore upset?” I didn’t reply I just couldn’t let him win like this.
Pairing }} Gerard xx Frank
POV }} third
Summary }} A ten piece songfic summary of Gerard and Frank's relationship. It's better than I let on, I promise!
Summary: Gerard wakes up, and he's in a body locker at a morgue, with no memory of what happened that brought him there.
Rating: PG for light use of the bad words. Now no one’s gonna read the >.<
Summary: Gerard lay in waiting, feeling much like the damsel in distress waiting for the Prince Charming. Except, the emergency this time was not that he was stuck in a castle tower and couldn’t get out, but that he was fucking horny and there was only one person who could fix it.
Summary: Do you know how it feels when there’s something there, and you want to touch it but you can’t? Gerard does.
Summary: Mikey has a boo-boo. Gerard wants to make it better. Mikey tips over his glass. Gerard refuses to clean it. Mikey’s boo-boo only gets infected...... Not an AU.
POV: Gerard's.
Disclamer:This is as fake as Gerard's hair. OH DIIISSSSS!
Summary: "Gerard, slow down, you're gonna wind up hurting yourself" you said to me, but I don't listen, I keep on poping the pills.
Gerard is working so hard, seems like it's too hard. No one seems to notice it, but Frankie. Will Frankie save Gerard?
Warnings: Angst. Death. Pill popping. Somewhat sexual contact.
Author Note: This is kinda like a song-fic. I got the idea from Welcome To The Black Parade & Weight Of The World(Evanescence) ex-posted.
Summary: "Brendon?" He's crying too, the truth inevitable.
Author Notes: Wee my first submission! I guess you could call this a tearjerker, because someone dies. This has to do with 9/11, if anyone has a problem with that.
Title: Ryan Hearts Vibrator
Rating: NC-19
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon, but hints of everyoneandtheirmom/everyoneandtheirmom
Summary: "I have syphilis."
Pairing: Gerard/Frank. Second time ever so, be nice if I have character flaws.
POV:2nd person-the reader [...]
Author Notes:This fic is written from the perspective of the reader. I have tried to keep the reader genderless, so it should make sense no matter who is reading it. [...]
Warnings:Explicit sex, and the reader...that means YOU, becomes involved in the sexual activity. If that disturbs you, please don't read. Profanity also.
Ummm, we all know what Gerard looked like in his younger years, and trying to say this nicest I can, it kind of takes away from the story. Try to picture Gerard as of the present but…younger? Lol. Bare with me people! You’ll know what I’m talking about when you read it.
Author's Note: [...]This story is the best I've written in a long time, maybe ever. It's the ONLY chapter story I've enjoyed writing from beginning to the end without ever losing interest for it. I cried while writing this, not because it was sad per say, but because it was over, because it was beautiful, because it's the best thing that's happened to my writing in a long time. The emotions I felt while writing this story are indescribable.
Rating: PG-13 for phycological stuffs in this chapter.
Summary: hours of applying makeup completely ruined by a man with a stuffed parrot
Author Notes: Um, has flashbacks...and its a songfic.
Warnings: Includes Death and made my friend cry (?)
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Date: 13 May 2007 01:07 pm (UTC)Summary: Mikey has a boo-boo. Gerard wants to make it better. Mikey tips over his glass. Gerard refuses to clean it. Mikey’s boo-boo only gets infected...... Not an AU.
Oh... EWWW! That sounds rather horrifying.
Author's Note: [...]This story is the best I've written in a long time, maybe ever. It's the ONLY chapter story I've enjoyed writing from beginning to the end without ever losing interest for it. I cried while writing this, not because it was sad per say, but because it was over, because it was beautiful, because it's the best thing that's happened to my writing in a long time. The emotions I felt while writing this story are indescribable.
...Well, at least someone is sure of their own story...? (Now, if we put this together with all the "OMG my story sucks don't read it!!1!" comments and shake, we might get a perfectly normal header...)
Rating: PG-13 for phycological stuffs in this chapter.
For some reason I keep thinking of Diskworld-Igor's voice when reading this, which makes it even funnier.
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Date: 13 May 2007 05:00 pm (UTC)A++ to the Igor-voice for headers, man. That improves a bunch of them immeasurably!
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Date: 13 May 2007 01:07 pm (UTC)Um. Is it bad that I want to read that? Except as a McShep pirate romance? Arrrr.
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Date: 13 May 2007 03:42 pm (UTC)Rating: NC-19
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon, but hints of everyoneandtheirmom/everyoneandtheirmom
Summary: "I have syphilis."
This one is my favorite!! I have to wonder why 19, though...
Explicit sex, and the reader...that means YOU, becomes involved in the sexual activity. If that disturbs you, please don't read.
lol literary dub-con.
I sort of want to read the stuffed parrot fic. XD
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Date: 13 May 2007 04:55 pm (UTC)The stuffed parrot fic was sadly really unmemorable. :/ I don't actually have any idea where it was anymore, either.
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Date: 13 May 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)Then I struggled to read on, through a veil of mirth, and nigh collapsed at this nugget Somewhat sexual contact. .
Oh, these are priceless. *wipes eyes*
This has to do with 9/11, if anyone has a problem with that.
*shudders!!!!!* 9/111111111
Just the sheer build-up of lunacy, having them all together here like that.
Oh, and shades of Flaubert?? hours of applying makeup completely ruined by a man with a stuffed parrot
*collapses*
Thanks for this. Oh dear.
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