Ryan Ross, the assassin. Monotone Bane. Silent Rosette. Keychain Death.

[cimorene]

Dammit, I am truly death to keychains. I need something heavy and attention-getting (my own attention, I mean, so I won't forget or lose it), that still fits in my pocket! In the last few years I've killed a brass-backed, silver-dollar-sized mounted four-leafed clover; a little Russian bell on a ribbon; a little plastic NSYNC picture thingy that was wax's; a plastic-laminated Egyptian cartouche; and a couple of others I can't even remember. Wax had given me this fucking ugly solid brass thing with a textured horse on one side and it was mostly lasting except for bits chipping off the edges everytime I dropped it on cement or something, but now it's bit the dust as well. I think I need some kind of heavy-duty mountain-climbing, scuba-diving, space shuttle-safe keychain. :( I just hope I don't lose my keys before I find one.

Comments

[omega-h.livejournal.com]

How about one of those big hooks (clips?) they use in mountain climbing. You could use that to attach the keys to yourself.

Something like this:
http://www.xit.fi/verkkokauppa/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=66_72&zenid=de78ce8cbe62199870eaebdd925c9fcd

[kegom.livejournal.com]

You could also use a sailor's keychain. They're not all that heavy, but in varied sizes and extremely colourful and they don't sink when you let them fall into water! XD