and your little dog too

[cimorene]

How much don't I want to go into town for the third day in a row?

Okay, see, I only have one pair of blue jeans that fits right now. There's a pair that I can pull all the way off without unbuttoning and unzipping *and* are too short, and there's another pair that are too tight, but just one that fits. So the day before yesterday I stopped in H&M and picked up a new pair.

I accidentally bought the wrong size, though, so yesterday I went back there to exchange them. Relatively painless, probably because the item I wanted instead was identical except for one size.

But the salesgirl left on the security seal, you know, the plastic one that has ink in it or something if you pull it off? Back to town again with me. I also have to go pick up a mystery package at the post office. Could be a crack care package - stay tuned!