a ghetto love!

[cimorene]

a ghetto princess is a real princess, a ghetto love is a real love, and desfortunadamente, a ghetto headache is a real headache.

cim thing: have you ever heard it? wyclef and mary j blige, '911'?
wax_jism: "sooomeone please call naaahn one one, cause I just been shot down!"
cim thing: wyclef is a wacky one.
wax: and he gets down on his KNEES! and WAILS!
cim thing: but mary j blige's voice is just. mmh.
wax: wyclef is way wacky.
cim thing: and i have a cool remix of it.
cim thing: wyclef is in the background muttering, 'cause a ghetto love is a real love.'
cim thing: and it's called the 'ghetto love' remix
cim thing: that's my new motto!
cim thing: a ghetto [insert noun] is a real [insert noun]!
cim thing: cause a ghetto princess is a real princess.
wax: a ghetto broom is a real broom.
cim thing: exACTLY.
cim thing: a ghetto kissing scene is a real kissing scene.
cim thing: a ghetto bad guy is a real bad guy.
cim thing: and you know what they say about a ghetto wax.
cim thing: i may possibly be getting silly.
wax: you are.
wax: get to your ghetto quidditch[-writing] now.

aaaughgh augh augh oo oo someone please call 911 yeah yeah
tell them i just got shooooot down, TEEEEEELLLLL them i just got shooot down!