cimorene

I dreamed that

wax_jism and I were going to some rock festival in another city, and rather than camp we decided to break into a big-ass marble building residence hall at a university, but despite having a huge pillared front, inside it was the size of someone's grandma's house, with one upstairs bedroom and a tiny landing and rickety wood staircase and a livingroom downstairs, and the heat had been off all winter, and while trying to turn it on I... caused the hot water heater to overheat. It looked like a little toaster that was sitting on top of a top-loading washer on the landing, incidentally, and it bounced rhythmically in the air like in a cartoon. It was going to explode, so we had to go into the bathroom and climb up on the toilet and edge of the tub so we wouldn't be touching the floor and get electrocuted (by... the flying hot water...?). So apparently in dreams I become like Mikey Way. (I got yelled at a lot.) (Before Wax mentions it, I have only left the burners on like, four or five times in years. That she knows of. And with the oven, it was only that once. And I've only exploded ONE plate in the sink!)