Savour the Flavour of Plebefic Headers.

[cimorene]

1. Killing Me Softly With His Song - Drabble
   Author: Myself.
   POV: 1st (Patrick)
   AN: The title is a song by The Fugees and that’s where I found the inspiration from to make me write this. It’s kind of a long drabble but I think you’ll enjoy it.
   [link text] Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words...



2. Summary: "But you have never been in love until you've seen sunlight thrown over smashed human bones."



3. Summary: "I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?"



4. Warnings: Vampirism (like that's a bad thing : ) )



5. Author Notes: This is a prewritten story off of my Quizilla account. I'm almost embarrased about how awful this writing is (I started it a year ago) but I figure I could probably post it on other sites and see how it goes. :3

Comments

[brownbetty]

I don't know if I've ever seen so much facepalm condensed as in the first one.

[cimorene]

It's hard to imagine, until you remember Immortal Waycestuous Assbaby Snake!Frank girl.

[thefourthvine]

I think your plebefic headers should come with warnings. Specifically, this warning:

ATTENTION: As you read these, you will find that, totally against your will, your brain is readjusting your standards. By the time you get through three or four sets, you will be thinking, "Oh, that's not SO bad" about things that would normally make you reconsider this whole internet thing, and you'll be totally willing to read things that you would normally have the good sense to stay away from.

Long-term damage to your principles, your brain, and your ability to speak, read, and write English is inevitable.

(I am going to believe that the first one is some kind of fannish performance art. It's the only way I can hope to continue to function.)

[starfish]

I just thank god that no links are ever included with these ... who knows what might happen!

[cimorene]

Yeah, usually I don't even click!

[cimorene]

I think perhaps I will include that! In my Bio or something!

And re: "Oh that's not SO bad", after I've gone through collecting a batch of them and I return to the saved notes to post, I often find myself skipping over things (that are still CLEARLY HORRIBLE) going "Oh, that's not bad enough! No one will be amused!" and then (usually) being faintly horrified.