plebefic headers: I own nothing. Not even my computer.

[cimorene]

1. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even my computer.



2. Warnings: Swearing. Kissing. Groping.



3. Summary : Holy shit, I have no idea. Something that just came into my head.



4. Summary: After narrowly escaping certain death, fierce, tough and masculine motorcycle gang members Ryan and Spencer head out to the wilderness to avoid mortal danger, accompanied by a heartless assassin who might turn on them any second. No, really. Like, any second. The trio crosses paths with Brendon, who won’t shut up about the grace of God and, more worryingly, likes to wear dresses. Or, well, just the bodices. It’s not like he likes the skirts.



5. Summary: "Helping you is on my don’t list. Like riding a rhino.”