plebefic headers: Adam goes to the zoo and becomes interested in a mysterious chimp.

[cimorene]

1. Summary: [...] For [X]'s prompt, Kris has a sex doll built like Adam; Adam shows him there's nothing like the real thing. Except with kind of a lack of porn.



2. Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him



3. Summary: Adam goes to the zoo and becomes interested in a mysterious chimp.



4. Notes: Well why do my stories always run itself? LOL Hope you like it though ♥



5. summary: aiba?? should aiba be a girl??!!

Comments

[renne]

1. sex dolls: you're doin' it wrong.

(Typing. Things I'm doing wrong.)

[cimorene]

I wasn't QUITE curious enough to read it to see how they possibly managed that, but it was a close call.

[renne]

It does seem to be the kind of thing you'd read when you have absolutely NOTHING else.

[ingridmatthews]

Adam goes to the zoo and becomes interested in a mysterious chimp.

I CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

[brownbetty]

OMG, the mysterious chimp is giving me A WORLD OF D:

[foursweatervests]

..."Adam goes to the zoo and becomes interested in a mysterious chimp"... I don't know if I want to read this ASAP or alert the ASPCA.