Plebefic headers retrospective

[cimorene]

I'm feeling some nostalgia just now and am running low on saved headers and am sick, so today I shall re-post five of my favorite bandom headers from 2007ish!

1. Summary: Gerard has a bottle of Crisco and a willing Billie Joe. The honeymoon from heaven or the honeymoon from a bad porno? You decide. [Last time the commenters were fairly unanimous on (b), but feel free to voice a dissenting vote.]



2. Summary: AU. Set in 1933, a short drabble involving Brendon fixing Ryan's vest and the Nazi's.



3. Summary: [AU] Frank is a fourteen year old demon attending his first day of Catholic school. Gerard is a priest and a pedophile. The two meet on Frank's terms.



4. Summary: Mikey and Gerard are a lot a like. They both smoke. They both write poems. And they are both in love with each other.



5. Summary: While apart, they seek solace in the arms (and between the legs) of other people.

Comments

[laughingrat]

Hahahaha, those are terrible. Four might be okay if it weren't for "a like."

[cimorene]

I think the fact that they're brothers makes putting the last one so unassumingly in line like that with habits like poetry and tobacco unquestionably bad.

[brownbetty]

Well, tobacco is destructive, so is incest?

[cimorene]

Nice fanwank! ***

[brownbetty]

I have to wonder, the the Nazi's what?

I can only react to 3. with horror, but the way 5. makes them both sound like serial killers who enjoy dismemberment pleases me.

[cimorene]

I always thought it was a Nazi's vest, which begs the question: is the author British? IE are we talking undershirt, or waistcoat?

Also re #5: MTE.

[brownbetty]

MTE? I cannot un-acronym this!

[cimorene]

Oops! XD Too much reading Adam Lambert communities over the wife's shoulder. It means "my thoughts exactly".