cimorene

this was originally supposed to be a five things and then it just turned into a thousand words of smut D: i hate writing porn. ugh, if the porn is crap in this i am not responsible. [It's so sad when you're utterly unable to prevent yourself from writing thousand-word stories that you hate and then people tie you up and gag you and post them for you.]

[Excerpt:] Adam leaned in close, Breathing in the air surrounding kris. Thinking he had the most sweet smelling aroma than any other human being on this land.

"Baby...Forgive me." He searched for forgiveness in those big brown eyes. "Please."

"I can't." Kris sighed and pulled adam down close to him, Then kissed his neck eagerly. "If I do, You will just hurt me again." Kris forced back his tears and tried to lose himself in kissing the man on top of him.

Summary: When Arthur's father, the Duke of Sussex, tells him he must marry, his best friend Merlin is devestated. Arthur isn't too happy about it either. But his plans to marry his friend Morgana are put in jepordy by the return of an old enemy. - Regency AU

Summary: Tommy is given a mirror. It's more then he bargained for. ["YOU had a box?"]

Warnings: roller rinks, public transportation, jello, a fleshlight and mashed potatoes. [I probably quote this line more than is healthy, but "Can I get you a donkey? Some chickens and aluminum foil?"]